Oh man horror story level stuff, my condolences!

My personal favorites from my Book of Love/Terror are:

1. One gal stalked me after meeting me at a job in my early twenties. Sent me messages via. facebook and againt my better judgment I took her on a date. I kid you not she said to me (she worked as a adult nurse for the elderly) that she wishes she could take them to an attic and murder them in cold blood. There was no second date.

2. Not as ostentatious as the first but another, she spends the whole date talking about how Christian she is, how she lead 100 prayer groups and is a die-hard fan of Jesus. Then we walk up to a food court I buy her a smoothing, and she hands the paper back to this older Slavic woman and without so much as a please demands the woman throws this away with such distain in her voice. I apolgize for her rudeness and she spends the rest of the "date" lecturing me for correcting her in public. Check, please!

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A Clay Lamb

A Clay Lamb

I like speaking the truth even though it gets me into trouble.